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Free download Seinlanguage ¶ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook · [BOOKS] ⚣ Seinlanguage ⚡ Jerry Seinfeld – Em O melhor livro sobre nada Seinfeld conta tudo sobre canibais sorvete penteados de papagaio contorno de cadáveres decores e sapatos super homem pedaços grandes de pão comportamentos básiVos de segurança para casamentos sala de esperam todos os biscoitos bonecos tarados de ventrílouo roupas de banho do papai moda futurista sexo paterno tornozelos brancos passeios de pônei educação física escotismo comida de avião sobras de sabone. This is so dated and kind of terrible because of it I received it as a joke Christmas present over a decade ago and figured I'd knock it out As Zack pointed out it's a uniue kind of book that he doesn't see much of any slim light content if published today might just be a series of blogs belongs in a bathroom at best

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Desiguais empregadas mulheres em matadouros bolsos no paletó de pijama macacos no espaço cabelo na manhã seguinte relacionamentos mussarela sanduíches de atum de aeroporto cartões de congratulações em branco sinais para camisinhas Ginsu dispositi. For me this book was an ‘inbetweener’ It helped lighten the load between Hawking’s A Brief History Of Time and an anthology of existentialist thought titled Existentialism And lighten the load it did I read just a couple pages each time I came to it and put it down with a cheerful and ‘breathable’ outlookEveryone knows Seinfeld’s humor if you don’t I don’t want to know you anysimple as thatjust leave He cracks jokes about everyday things that we take for granted and helps us see the absurdity of what we accept as normality and common sense A running joke on his sitcom Seinfeld is that it is a show about ‘nothing’ the irony being that it is about everything little that happens in our lives and not any one big happening His plots never go anywhere in the strict sense of narrative progress but they explore the everywhere and find in it the irony and wonder of being I truly believe we all need this sense of the hilarious mundane Reading his jokes helps me even if for a moment not to be so consumed with restlessly prodding along the cosmic epic of my life and to embrace the moment by moment joy and laughter that I can experience if I just open up my eyes Not that Seinfeld’s humor always celebrates beauty and love it also rejoices in the madness and destruction of the idiot and that is funny too no Who doesn’t at least inwardly jump at a chance to call someone stupid especially when that someone is us and I think this urge helps us better define the boundaries of what we consider practicalimpractical or wiseunwise The margins of our sanity can be a frightening zone to explore but cognitively scoping out these borders can keep us from wondering too close in deed Thus comedy is a safety valve of sorts allowing us to test the waters of danger in theory not reality That’s why I like to say humor is soft danger or soft fear Humor is fear on weed And that statement is weed on weedAnd now for a few examples from the book that had me rolling“I couldn’t be a maid I wouldn’t have a good attitude If I was a maid at someone’s house I’d find them wherever they were in the house ‘Oh I suppose you couldn’t do thisNo no don’t get up let me clean up your filthNo you couldn’t dust that’s just too tough isn’t it Don’t even try to help me You rest Save your energy so you can turn this place back into a filthy stinking hole when I leave’”“Of course we all try and save time Cutting corners little short cuts But no matter how much time you save at the end of your life there’s no extra time saved up You’ll be going ‘What do you mean there’s no time I had a microwave oven Velcro sneakers a clip on tie Where is that time’ But there isn’t any”“So I was on this plane where it was this flight attendant’s first day on the job but they didn’t have a uniform for her yet And that really makes a big difference I mean now it’s just some regular person coming over to you going ‘Would you mind bringing your seatback all the way up’ I turned around ‘Who the hell are you’ And then she goes ‘Well I’m the flight attendant’ ‘Oh yeah Then I’m the pilot Why don’t you sit down I’m about to bring her in’”

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SeinlanguageEm O melhor livro sobre nada Seinfeld conta tudo sobre canibais sorvete penteados de papagaio contorno de cadáveres decores e sapatos super homem pedaços grandes de pão comportamentos básicos em encontros emergências sexuais puxa puxa sobrancelhas. 35 starsI love Jerry Seinfeld's comedy and of course I loved 'Seinfeld' the show I know there are some people out there who have no chemistry with the show's humor but I'm one of those it fits perfectly I went into this book wondering if it was a musing on life or a mini bio but found it was none of this It's 'SeinLanguage' pieces of Seinfeld's comedy written on page rather than acted on stageThe humor is good it works he writes well but it'd be better to sit and watch him perform It's identical in format to his stand up comedy pieces These are funnier to see him state and pause and motion his hands and face expressions rather than read Humor in text can be hard stuff to get acrossDivided into Freeway of Love funny stuff on relationships; Personal Maintenance as he points out women aren't afraid to pour hot wax on our legs and rip our hair out but we freak over spiders; Paldom; Shut up and drive; Job Security; The thing is the thing; Out and back; The Ride of your lifeI'm happy to say he mentions Superman in a short skit He's a big Superman fan and I always like watching the show and seeing the little tributes and homages he pays to the hero Despite rumor I've checked and it's not true there's a rule that a small tribute is in every episode but it's in a large majority That's yet another cool thing about Jerry Seinfeld Here's an indepth article about the Supe references in the showOverall it's a cute book There's some humor in here that works better on stage but is okay written down It's a lot of his comedy delivered in book form for leisurely pursual Seinfeld fans should enjoy it well enough