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Doc × The Catcher in the Rye 277 pages Download Ù Horticulturetrader ✓ [EPUB] ✷ The Catcher in the Rye ✺ J.D. Salinger – Horticulturetrader.co.uk The hero narrator of The Catcher in the Rye is an ancient child of sixteen a native New Yorker named Holden Caulfield Through circumstUty but almost hopelessly impaled on it There are many voices in this novel children's voices adult voices underground voices but Holden's voice is the most elouent of all Transcending his own vernacular yet remaining marvelously faithful to it he issues a perfectly articulated cry of mixed pain and pleasure However like most lovers and clowns and poets of the higher orders he keeps most of the pain to and for himself The pleasure he gives away or sets aside with all his heart It is there for the reader who If I could give this book a zero I would I absolutely hated it Generally I don't hate books either Usually it's a very strong dislike and generally I give them a second chance But no I will never be reading this book againIn my opinion Holden is the worst character in the English language Salinger tried just too damn hard to make him 'universal' to the point where he becomes unrealistic His train of thought is annoying and repetitive and God those catchphrases of his Can someone shut this kid up? Holden is almost the anti Gary Stu Nearly every thing's wrong with him The one good thing about him being his love for his younger sister The plot is one of the worst I've ever read It's boring and it like Holden is unbelievably and painfully repetitive Holden calls up an old friend has a drink Holden calls up a girl has a drink Holden dances with a girl Then he drinks Was there a climax to this book? I must have missed it Maybe it was Holden nearly freezing to death um what? in Central Park? No no maybe it was when Holden called up that hooker Maybe not The plot is so fuzzy and flat I couldn't tell when to peak my interestAnd that's just it it never didSo buh bye Holden Your book's been gathering dust on my shelf for the past two years and it'll stay that way Until I decide to sell it of course

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Can handle it to keep JD Salinger's classic novel of teenage angst and rebellion was first published in 1951 The novel was included on Time's 2005 list of the 100 best English language novels written since 1923 It was named by Modern Library and its readers as one of the 100 best English language novels of the 20th century It has been freuently challenged in the court for its liberal use of profanity and portrayal of sexuality and in the 1950's and 60's it was the novel that every teenage boy wants to read In my hand I hold 5 I will give it to anyone who can explain the plot of this book or why there is no plot and make me understand why the hell people think it's so amazing

Doc ☆ The Catcher in the Rye ☆ J.D. Salinger

The Catcher in the RyeThe hero narrator of The Catcher in the Rye is an ancient child of sixteen a native New Yorker named Holden Caulfield Through circumstances that tend to preclude adult secondhand description he leaves his prep school in Pennsylvania and goes underground in New York City for three days The boy himself is at once too simple and too complex for us to make any final comment about him or his story Perhaps the safest thing we can say about Holden is that he was born in the world not just strongly attracted to bea I was worried as hell about reading this book again The last time I read it was about a thousand years ago when I was just a kid I was lousy with angst just like good old Holden back then I really was Now that I’m a crummy old guy I figured that I wouldn’t like it any That’s the one thing about crummy old guys they always hate books that kids like Every time I reread a corny book that I really liked when I was a kid it makes me want to give the writer a buzz and ask what the hell is going on It’s like they are trying to give you the time in the back of a cab when you don’t feel like getting the time at all It’s damn depressing I swear to God it is If you want to know the truth you probably couldn’t even talk to a phony writer on the phone You would just end up talking to his butler or some snobbish person like that and asking if they would give the writer your message He probably wouldn’t even do it The thing with guys like that is that they will never give writers your messages That’s something that annoys the hell out of me Turns out this is still a damn good book Salinger kid is a great writer He really is Maybe I’m still just an angst ridden sonuvabitch but this part kills me“All the kids kept trying to grab for the gold ring and so was old Phoebe and I was sort of afraid she’d fall off the goddam horse but I didn’t say anything or do anything The thing with kids is if they want to grab for the gold ring you have to let them do it and not say anything If they fall off they fall off but it’s bad if you say anything to them”p211I’ll bet everyone is going to think that I’m just horsin’ around or trying to be all sexy talking like this The reason for this corny review is because a thousand other people have already written reviews for this book and I’ll bet that they have already said everything that I want to say It’s pretty depressing It really is That’s about all that I’m going to talk about Now I just hope that no one writes “fuck you” on this review That’s the thing with some people they are always sneaking up and writing “fuck you” on your book reviews when you are not looking They really are